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Pun Therapy

  • Profile photo of Zander Hathaway Jun 14, 2012


    As the saying goes,
    “Laughter is the best medicine.”

    These puns are guaranteed
    to make you laugh… Happy Healing!
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    I don’t enjoy computer jokes;
    not one bit.
    I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic.
    It’s syncing now.
    When chemists die, they barium.
    Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
    I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
    How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
    I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
    I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
    They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a type-O.
    I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
    Broken pencils are pointless.
    I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
    England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
    I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
    Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
    Velcro: what a rip off!
    The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government’s fault.
    Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.


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