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Top Five Reasons God is a Vegetarian

  • Profile photo of Alexa Darrin Jul 9, 2012


    They say cleanliness is next to godliness. Eating fruits and veggies is a great way to cleanse your system of toxins. Therefore, He must be a vegetarian. And there is lots of evidence. For example…

    1. Adam and Eve lived in the “Garden of Eden,” not the “Cattle Ranch of Eden.”
    2. Satan roasts infidels while God serves figs and honey to angels in Heaven.
    3. The sacrament is a cracker, not a piece of beef jerky.
    4. The commandment is “Thou shalt not kill,” not “thou shalt not kill humans.”
    5. Whole Foods sounds a lot like Holy Foods.



  1. Profile photo of Zander Hathaway

    You are too funny!! I see you found a banana with the likeness of Jesus. :) Consider me a believer in the power of bananas; they certainly have a peel.

  2. Profile photo of Sanjiv
    Sanjiv says:

    Good example for sure .. :-)). And I am sure you are all aware of the GREAT BENEFITS of potash in bananas and other fruits … see this article at —


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